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+    Dissociated press is an algorithm for generating text based on another
+    text. It is intended for transforming any text into potentially humorous
+    garbage.
+
+Implementation is not the best, as it only checks the last word, which produces
+pretty disjointed text as a result. But it tries to compensate for that; it
+doesn't split English articles from words, it looks for potentail sentence
+starters and tries to end a chunk of words with a proper punctuation.
+
+Here are some examples:
+
+    Asculum, Stephen with her, blind too, old cocky. I got mummy's Iovely box
+    head and S. Laurence O'Toole's. But he wouldnt pay ten millions of damp
+    earth. The cold gizzard.
+
+    Bacon, as, you wait. Drained all do with the toes down. Never heard or see
+    her limp between undue clemency and H. J. and Dubosc. You horrid thing! And
+    then gazes far as it apparently disregarding the warm pressure from
+    ORourkes was coming into the sunlight through the backdoor into her letter
+    on there. Visit some place I went by Wine's antiques, in Lunnon in front
+    of him want to accepted on my young laugh too open on high in the bed.

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+++ b/dissociated-pressman/dissociated.py	Sat Feb 15 22:15:56 2014 +0900
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+import random
+import re
+
+
+WORD_RE = re.compile(r'''(?:(?:an?|the) )?[\w']+[.,:;!?—-]*''', re.U | re.M)
+
+
+class DissociatedPressman:
+    def __init__(self, filename):
+        with open(filename, 'r') as f:
+            source = WORD_RE.findall(f.read())
+
+        chains = {}
+        starts = set()
+        for index, word in enumerate(source):
+            next_index = (index + 1) % len(source)
+            chains.setdefault(word, []).append(source[next_index])
+            if word[0] == word[0].upper():
+                starts.add(word)
+
+        self.chains = chains
+        self.starts = list(starts)
+
+    def generate(self, words=100, style=True):
+        word = random.choice(self.starts)
+        chain = self.chains[word]
+        result = [word]
+        while len(result) < words or (style and not word.endswith(('.', '!', '?'))):
+            word = random.choice(chain)
+            result.append(word)
+            chain = self.chains[word]
+        return ' '.join(result)
+
+
+if __name__ == '__main__':
+    pressman = DissociatedPressman('ulysses.txt')
+    print(pressman.generate())